Unisex T-shirt "The Scholar Frog" – Eccentric Surrealist
Size
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
| 3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
| 4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| 5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
| 5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |
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Unisex T-shirt "The Scholar Frog" – Eccentric Surrealist
A refined gentleman, a lover of literature, and probably the only frog who reads poetry in a three-piece suit. The Scholar Frog T-Shirt is a surrealist masterpiece featuring an anthropomorphic frog dressed in vintage elegance, flipping through the pages of intellectual wisdom. Wrapped in lush botanical elements and unexpected details, this graphic tee is for those who appreciate quirky fashion, Victorian aesthetics, and a splash of surrealism. Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is soft, breathable, and eco-friendly, because even well-dressed amphibians deserve sustainability.
Why You Need It:
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Premium Organic Cotton – Soft, breathable, and ethically made.
- Unisex Fit – Perfect for thinkers, dreamers, and amphibian enthusiasts.
- Surrealist Design – A mix of literary genius and vintage oddities.
- Pepa de Mango Certified – No ordinary fashion. Just extraordinary style.
🥭 Dapper, bookish, and slightly absurd — just like you. Add to cart now.
- 100% organic ring-spun cotton
- Regular fit with DTG print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks
- Our T-shirt are made with DTG (direct-to-garment), designs are printed directly onto the garment and absorbed into the fabric.
- The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
- Colors may appear slightly different in real life due to screen settings and the printing process.
- Traceability:
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
| 3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
| 4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| 5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
| 5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |
We use high-quality DTG printing technology to bring you the best sarcasm and attitude money can buy. But DTG printing needs proper care —and no, the care label on the shirt doesn’t tell you everything.
- Washing: Machine wash cold (below 90℉ or 30℃), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. No bleach. No fabric softener. No BS.
- Drying: Tumble dry low if you must, but hang-drying is the best way to keep the print from cracking and fading.
- Ironing: Cool iron inside-out. Never iron directly on the print unless you want to destroy it (and your soul).
- No Dry Cleaning: Your sarcasm is dry enough—your clothes don’t need dry cleaning.
Not following these care instructions means you’re on your own.
If you mess up your shirt by ignoring this, we can’t help you.
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