Unisex T-shirt "Royal Chaos" – Surreal Lion Statement
Size
BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
---|---|---|---|
S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
---|---|---|---|
S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |
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Unisex T-shirt "Royal Chaos" – Surreal Lion Statement
Majestic, powerful, and completely unbothered — just like you. The Royal Chaos T-Shirt blends the untamed energy of a lion with a surrealist explosion of everyday symbols: high heels, newspapers, and cocktails, wrapped in wild tropical foliage. This bold graphic tee is for those who own their space with confidence and a touch of unpredictability. Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex statement tee is soft, breathable, and eco-friendly, because true power doesn’t compromise.
Why You Need It:
- Premium Organic Cotton – Soft, sustainable, and made for everyday wear.
- Unisex Fit – Because confidence isn’t gendered.
- Surrealist Design – A fusion of strength, luxury, and controlled chaos.
- Pepa de Mango Certified – No trends. No rules. Just a statement.
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- 100% organic ring-spun cotton
- Regular fit with DTG print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks
- Our T-shirt are made with DTG (direct-to-garment), designs are printed directly onto the garment and absorbed into the fabric.
- The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
- Colors may appear slightly different in real life due to screen settings and the printing process.
- Traceability:
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
---|---|---|---|
S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
---|---|---|---|
S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |
We use high-quality DTG printing technology to bring you the best sarcasm and attitude money can buy. But DTG printing needs proper care —and no, the care label on the shirt doesn’t tell you everything.
- Washing: Machine wash cold (below 90℉ or 30℃), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. No bleach. No fabric softener. No BS.
- Drying: Tumble dry low if you must, but hang-drying is the best way to keep the print from cracking and fading.
- Ironing: Cool iron inside-out. Never iron directly on the print unless you want to destroy it (and your soul).
- No Dry Cleaning: Your sarcasm is dry enough—your clothes don’t need dry cleaning.
Not following these care instructions means you’re on your own.
If you mess up your shirt by ignoring this, we can’t help you.
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