Unisex T-shirt "I Have No Idea What I’m Doing" – Sarcastic Statement
Size
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
| 3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
| 4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| 5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
| 5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |
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Unisex T-shirt "I Have No Idea What I’m Doing" – Sarcastic Statement
If you're just winging it and somehow still making it work, this sarcastic t-shirt is your new uniform. Featuring a bold statement print, this unisex tee is designed for those who confidently embrace the chaos of life. Made from 100% organic cotton, it's ultra-soft, breathable, and eco-friendly — because pretending to know what you're doing should at least be comfortable.
Why You Need It:
- Relatable and unapologetic statement – We’re all faking it, right?
- 100% Organic Cotton – Soft, breathable, and planet-friendly.
- Unisex fit – Perfect for overthinkers, freelancers, and confused adults.
- Versatile style – Dress it up, dress it down, still have no clue.
🥭 Admit nothing. Own everything. Wear it loud.
- 100% organic ring-spun cotton
- Regular fit with DTG print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks
- Our T-shirt are made with DTG (direct-to-garment), designs are printed directly onto the garment and absorbed into the fabric.
- The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
- Colors may appear slightly different in real life due to screen settings and the printing process.
- Traceability:
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
| 3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
| 4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| 5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
| 5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |
We use high-quality DTG printing technology to bring you the best sarcasm and attitude money can buy. But DTG printing needs proper care —and no, the care label on the shirt doesn’t tell you everything.
- Washing: Machine wash cold (below 90℉ or 30℃), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. No bleach. No fabric softener. No BS.
- Drying: Tumble dry low if you must, but hang-drying is the best way to keep the print from cracking and fading.
- Ironing: Cool iron inside-out. Never iron directly on the print unless you want to destroy it (and your soul).
- No Dry Cleaning: Your sarcasm is dry enough—your clothes don’t need dry cleaning.
Not following these care instructions means you’re on your own.
If you mess up your shirt by ignoring this, we can’t help you.
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