Unisex T-shirt "Fluent in Sarcasm" – Statement
Size
BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
---|---|---|---|
S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
---|---|---|---|
S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |
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Unisex T-shirt "Fluent in Sarcasm" – Statement
Congratulations, you’ve just found the perfect sarcastic t-shirt to wear when dealing with, well... anyone. This bold and unapologetic graphic tee does the talking, so you don’t have to. Printed on 100% organic cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and eco-friendly —because saving the planet is the only thing you’re serious about. Ideal for those who were born fluent in sarcasm and need the world to know.
Why You Need It:
- Unisex Fit – Attitude has no gender.
- Organic Cotton – Soft, comfy, and eco-conscious.
- Minimalist Yet Bold – Subtle? Never heard of her.
- Pepa de Mango Exclusive – Because mass-produced is boring.
🥭 Wear sarcasm. Save energy.
- 100% organic ring-spun cotton
- Regular fit with DTG print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks
- Our T-shirt are made with DTG (direct-to-garment), designs are printed directly onto the garment and absorbed into the fabric.
- The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
- Colors may appear slightly different in real life due to screen settings and the printing process.
- Traceability:
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
---|---|---|---|
S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
---|---|---|---|
S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |
We use high-quality DTG printing technology to bring you the best sarcasm and attitude money can buy. But DTG printing needs proper care —and no, the care label on the shirt doesn’t tell you everything.
- Washing: Machine wash cold (below 90℉ or 30℃), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. No bleach. No fabric softener. No BS.
- Drying: Tumble dry low if you must, but hang-drying is the best way to keep the print from cracking and fading.
- Ironing: Cool iron inside-out. Never iron directly on the print unless you want to destroy it (and your soul).
- No Dry Cleaning: Your sarcasm is dry enough—your clothes don’t need dry cleaning.
Not following these care instructions means you’re on your own.
If you mess up your shirt by ignoring this, we can’t help you.
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