Unisex T-shirt "Dressed to Impress… Myself" – Statement

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Regular fit with DTG print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks
• Our T-shirt are made with DTG (direct-to-garment), designs are printed directly onto the garment and absorbed into the fabric.
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Colors may appear slightly different in real life due to screen settings and the printing process.
• Traceability:
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

We use high-quality DTG printing technology to bring you the best sarcasm and attitude money can buy. But DTG printing needs proper care —and no, the care label on the shirt doesn’t tell you everything.

• Washing: Machine wash cold (below 90℉ or 30℃), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. No bleach. No fabric softener. No BS.
• Drying: Tumble dry low if you must, but hang-drying is the best way to keep the print from cracking and fading.
• Ironing: Cool iron inside-out. Never iron directly on the print unless you want to destroy it (and your soul).
• No Dry Cleaning: Your sarcasm is dry enough—your clothes don’t need dry cleaning.

Not following these care instructions means you’re on your own.

If you mess up your shirt by ignoring this, we can’t help you.

SHIPPING

We ship worldwide. Yep, pretty much everywhere—with a few exceptions.

(Sorry Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, Russia, Belarus, Ecuador, Cuba, Iran, North Korea, and Syria—you’re not on the guest list.)

Want to double-check if we ship to your corner of the world? Hit us up. We’ll let you know if we can get our goods to you without causing an international incident.

We’re not Amazon Prime—and we’re proud of it. Your order is printed fresh, not pulled from a dusty shelf.

Here’s the breakdown:

Fulfillment time (aka: we make your stuff):
2–5 business days

Shipping time (after it’s ready):
• EU & UK: 3–6 business days
• USA: 6–10 business days
• Australia & Japan: 10–15 business days
• Rest of the world: 10–30 business days (depending on your country and how moody customs is feeling)

Total time? About 1–2 weeks for most customers in Europe and the U.S.
Some international orders might take longer (we love them too, but distance is real).

Want a heads-up for your specific country? Hit us up—we’ll check what’s up with your shipping zone.

For Shipping & Returns information refer to our FAQ page.

RETURNS

We don’t do fast fashion—and we don’t do fast returns either.
Each product is made just for you, so we only accept returns for damaged or defective items.

Wrong size? Reach out before ordering—we’re happy to help with sizing questions.
Once it’s printed, it’s yours.

Damaged or defective? No stress. Just email us with a clear photo and your order number within 14 days of delivery, and we’ll replace it for free.

No returns for buyer’s remorse or wrong size. Our tees are made on demand, so we don’t keep shelves full of extras.

Need help? Hit us up at hola@pepademango.com or through our contact form. We actually read those.

For Shipping & Returns information refer to our FAQ page.