Unisex T-shirt "Cold-Blooded Boss" – Surreal Lizard Statement
Size
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
| 3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
| 4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| 5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
| 5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |
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Unisex T-shirt "Cold-Blooded Boss" – Surreal Lizard Statement
When the city’s too warm, but your attitude stays ice-cold. The Cold-Blooded Boss T-Shirt is a surrealist masterpiece, featuring a dapper lizard in a tropical suit, crowned with flowers, casually owning the concrete jungle. A mix of bold street style, tropical rebellion, and high-status lizard energy, this unisex graphic tee is a must-have for those who dominate their world — silently. Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft, breathable, and eco-friendly, proving that sustainability and attitude go hand in hand.
Why You Need It:
- Premium Organic Cotton – Soft, sustainable, and made to last.
- Unisex Fit – Perfect for those who stay cool under pressure.
- Surrealist Design – A fusion of corporate confidence and tropical chaos.
- Pepa de Mango Certified – No trends. No clichés. Just a statement.
🥭 Rule the jungle. Add to cart now.
- 100% organic ring-spun cotton
- Regular fit with DTG print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks
- Our T-shirt are made with DTG (direct-to-garment), designs are printed directly onto the garment and absorbed into the fabric.
- The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
- Colors may appear slightly different in real life due to screen settings and the printing process.
- Traceability:
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
| 3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
| 4XL | 32 ⅝ | 28 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| 5XL | 33 ⅛ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 72.5 | 26 |
| 5XL | 84 | 77.5 | 26 |
We use high-quality DTG printing technology to bring you the best sarcasm and attitude money can buy. But DTG printing needs proper care —and no, the care label on the shirt doesn’t tell you everything.
- Washing: Machine wash cold (below 90℉ or 30℃), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. No bleach. No fabric softener. No BS.
- Drying: Tumble dry low if you must, but hang-drying is the best way to keep the print from cracking and fading.
- Ironing: Cool iron inside-out. Never iron directly on the print unless you want to destroy it (and your soul).
- No Dry Cleaning: Your sarcasm is dry enough—your clothes don’t need dry cleaning.
Not following these care instructions means you’re on your own.
If you mess up your shirt by ignoring this, we can’t help you.
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