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Unisex T-shirt "99% Attitude, 1% Patience" – Sarcastic Statement

Sale price $54.90
Size: S

Size

BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ⅛ 19 ½ 8 ⅞
M 28 ¾ 21 9 ½
L 29 ½ 22 ¼ 9 ⅝
XL 30 ¼ 23 ⅜ 9 ⅞
2XL 31 ⅛ 25.00 10
3XL 31 ⅞ 26 ⅝ 10 ¼
4XL 32 ⅝ 28 ½ 10 ¼
5XL 33 ⅛ 30 ½ 10 ¼

 

 

BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69 49.5 22.5
M 73 53.5 24
L 75 56.5 24.5
XL 77 59.5 25
2XL 79 63.5 25.5
3XL 81 67.5 26
4XL 83 72.5 26
5XL 84 77.5 26

 

 

 

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Unisex T-shirt "99% Attitude, 1% Patience" – Sarcastic Statement

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If patience isn’t your strong suit but attitude is your entire personality, this sarcastic t-shirt is basically your life motto. Made from 100% organic cotton, this unisex statement tee is soft, breathable, and eco-friendly — because the planet deserves better, even if some people don’t. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let them deal with it.

Why You Need It:

  • Bold, unapologetic statement – Because subtlety is overrated.
  • 100% Organic Cotton – Soft, breathable, and sustainable.
  • Unisex fit – For rebels of all genders.
  • Perfect gift – For that one friend who has zero patience (or yourself).

🥭 Sarcasm sold separately. Attitude included.

  • 100% organic ring-spun cotton
  • Regular fit with DTG print made with Oeko-Tex™ certified inks
  • Our T-shirt are made with DTG (direct-to-garment), designs are printed directly onto the garment and absorbed into the fabric.
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
  • Colors may appear slightly different in real life due to screen settings and the printing process.
  • Traceability:
  • Contains 0% recycled polyester
  • Contains 0% dangerous substances
BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 ⅛ 19 ½ 8 ⅞
M 28 ¾ 21 9 ½
L 29 ½ 22 ¼ 9 ⅝
XL 30 ¼ 23 ⅜ 9 ⅞
2XL 31 ⅛ 25.00 10
3XL 31 ⅞ 26 ⅝ 10 ¼
4XL 32 ⅝ 28 ½ 10 ¼
5XL 33 ⅛ 30 ½ 10 ¼

 

 

BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 69 49.5 22.5
M 73 53.5 24
L 75 56.5 24.5
XL 77 59.5 25
2XL 79 63.5 25.5
3XL 81 67.5 26
4XL 83 72.5 26
5XL 84 77.5 26

 

 

 

We use high-quality DTG printing technology to bring you the best sarcasm and attitude money can buy. But DTG printing needs proper care —and no, the care label on the shirt doesn’t tell you everything.

  • Washing: Machine wash cold (below 90℉ or 30℃), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. No bleach. No fabric softener. No BS.
  • Drying: Tumble dry low if you must, but hang-drying is the best way to keep the print from cracking and fading.
  • Ironing: Cool iron inside-out. Never iron directly on the print unless you want to destroy it (and your soul).
  • No Dry Cleaning: Your sarcasm is dry enough—your clothes don’t need dry cleaning.

Not following these care instructions means you’re on your own.

If you mess up your shirt by ignoring this, we can’t help you.

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