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Front view of a white unisex statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango. The shirt features a retro-style print of a woman in a glamorous pose, next to the bold and colorful sarcastic quote: "IF SARCASM BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SUPERMODEL" in red, pink, and yellow fonts. The t-shirt has a classic crew neck and relaxed fit, shown on a transparent background.
Left side view of a white unisex statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango. The t-shirt features a retro female figure and the bold sarcastic phrase: "IF SARCASM BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SUPERMODEL" in red, pink, and yellow text. Classic crew neck, short sleeve, displayed on a transparent background.
Right side view of a white unisex statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango. The shirt includes a retro female figure and text in red, pink, and yellow that reads: "IF SARCASM BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SUPERMODEL". Classic cotton tee, crew neck, with short sleeves.
Back view of a white unisex statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango. Plain cotton t-shirt with a classic crew neck and short sleeves. This is the rear side of the "If sarcasm burned calories I'd be a supermodel" design.
Front view of a white unisex statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango. The shirt features a retro-style print of a woman in a glamorous pose, next to the bold and colorful sarcastic quote: "IF SARCASM BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SUPERMODEL" in red, pink, and yellow fonts. The t-shirt has a classic crew neck and relaxed fit, shown on a transparent background.
Left side view of a white unisex statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango. The t-shirt features a retro female figure and the bold sarcastic phrase: "IF SARCASM BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SUPERMODEL" in red, pink, and yellow text. Classic crew neck, short sleeve, displayed on a transparent background.
Right side view of a white unisex statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango. The shirt includes a retro female figure and text in red, pink, and yellow that reads: "IF SARCASM BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SUPERMODEL". Classic cotton tee, crew neck, with short sleeves.
Back view of a white unisex statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango. Plain cotton t-shirt with a classic crew neck and short sleeves. This is the rear side of the "If sarcasm burned calories I'd be a supermodel" design.

Supermodel Energy Tee

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Sale price $29.95 USD
Shipping included. Yep, the price you see is the price you pay. Radical, right?
Size: S

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Size Guide Inches: 

Length Width Sleeve length
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½

Size Guide Metric (cm):

Length Width Sleeve length
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6

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Front view of a white unisex statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango. The shirt features a retro-style print of a woman in a glamorous pose, next to the bold and colorful sarcastic quote: "IF SARCASM BURNED CALORIES I'D BE A SUPERMODEL" in red, pink, and yellow fonts. The t-shirt has a classic crew neck and relaxed fit, shown on a transparent background.

Supermodel Energy Tee

If sarcasm burned calories, we’d all be walking the runway. This tee is made for those of us who lift weights in eye-rolls and burn fuel in savage comebacks.

100% cotton, classic unisex fit: soft, breathable, and durable enough to handle every side-eye you throw. Comfortable enough for daily wear, bold enough for every smart remark.

Made to order (eco-friendly, zero stock waste). Delivery takes a little longer, but at least this tee lasts longer than anyone’s New Year’s fitness resolution.

It’s printed just for you, not because it’s cute, but because overproduction is dumb. We don’t do mass production. And we definitely don’t do waste. It takes a bit longer, but it’s worth the wait. 🥭

  • 100% cotton
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Size Guide Inches: 

Length Width Sleeve length
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½

Size Guide Metric (cm):

Length Width Sleeve length
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6

  • Washing: Machine wash cold (below 90℉ or 30℃), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. No bleach. No fabric softener.
  • Drying: Tumble dry low if you must, but hang-drying is the best way to keep the print from cracking and fading.
  • Ironing: Cool iron inside-out. Never iron directly on the print unless you want to destroy it.
  • No Dry Cleaning.

Not following these care instructions means you’re on your own.

SHIPPING

Each piece is made only when you order. No mass production, no waste. It takes a bit longer, but it’s how we keep things real..
Here’s the breakdown:

Fulfillment time: 2–5 business days

Shipping time:

  • EU & UK: 1 - 3 business days
  • USA: 3 - 4 business days
  • Canada: 3 - 10 business days
  • Japan: 7 - 10 business days
  • Australia: 3 - 19 business days

Rest of the world: 5 - 11 business days (depending on your country and how moody customs is feeling

Want a heads-up for your specific country? Hit us up, we’ll check what’s up with your shipping zone.

For Shipping & Returns information refer to our FAQ page.

RETURNS

We don’t do fast fashion and we don’t do fast returns either.
Each product is made just for you, so we only accept returns for damaged or defective items.

Wrong size? Reach out before ordering, we’re happy to help with sizing questions. Once it’s printed, it’s yours.

Damaged or defective? No stress. Just email us with a clear photo and your order number within 7 days of delivery, and we’ll replace it for free.

No returns for buyer’s remorse or wrong size. Our products are made on demand, so we don’t keep shelves full of extras.

Need help? Hit us up at hola@pepademango.com or through our contact form. We actually read those.

For Shipping & Returns information refer to our FAQ page.

  • Age restrictions: For adults
  • EU Warranty: 2 years
  • Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
  • In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), AF Digital Holdings, LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 30 N Gould St Ste N, Sheridan, WY 82801 USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.