Not For You Beanie
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Not For You Beanie
Explaining it would ruin it, and honestly, they wouldn’t get it anyway. This beanie isn’t here to impress strangers. It’s here to quietly offend the right ones. If they stare, let them wonder. If they ask, ignore the question.
100% turbo acrylic, unisex, warm, soft and form-fitting enough to survive cold weather and colder stares.
Some call it attitude. You just call it Tuesday.
It’s embroidered just for you, not because it’s cute, but because overproduction is dumb. We don’t do mass production. And we definitely don’t do waste. It takes a bit longer, but it’s worth the wait. 🥭
Keep in mind: minor variations in embroidery placement may happen. That’s the human part of the process. That’s how it’s meant to be.
- 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
- Unisex style
- 12″ (30 cm) in length
- Hypoallergenic
Size Guide Inches:
| Head Circumference | Beanie Height | Cuff Height | Cuff Width | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| One Size | 17 ¼-18 ½ | 8 ⅝ | 3 | 8 ⅛ |
Size Guide Metric (cm):
| Head Circumference | Beanie Height | Cuff Height | Cuff Width | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| One Size | 44-47 | 22 | 7.5 | 20.5 |
This beanie doesn’t go in the machine. Hand wash only. You’re already used to doing everything yourself anyway.
Not following these care instructions means you’re on your own.
SHIPPING
Each piece is made only when you order. No mass production, no waste. It takes a bit longer, but it’s how we keep things real..
Here’s the breakdown:
Fulfillment time: 2–5 business days
Shipping time:
- EU & UK: 1 - 3 business days
- USA: 3 - 4 business days
- Canada: 3 - 10 business days
- Japan: 7 - 10 business days
- Australia: 3 - 19 business days
Rest of the world: 5 - 11 business days
- Some items might arrive separately, since we ship from different warehouses depending on stock. Delivery times may vary. It’s called logistics, not magic.
Want a heads-up for your specific country? Hit us up, we’ll check what’s up with your shipping zone.
For Shipping & Returns information refer to our FAQ page.
RETURNS
We don’t do fast fashion and we don’t do fast returns either.
Each product is made just for you, so we only accept returns for damaged or defective items.
Wrong size? Reach out before ordering, we’re happy to help with sizing questions. Once it’s printed, it’s yours.
Damaged or defective? No stress. Just email us with a clear photo and your order number within 7 days of delivery, and we’ll replace it for free.
No returns for buyer’s remorse or wrong size. Our products are made on demand, so we don’t keep shelves full of extras.
Need help? Hit us up at hola@pepademango.com or through our contact form. We actually read those.
For Shipping & Returns information refer to our FAQ page.
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years
- Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
- In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), AF Digital Holdings, LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 30 N Gould St Ste N, Sheridan, WY 82801 USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
