Front view of a white unisex t-shirt by Pepa de Mango, featuring a vintage collage of a man lounging on a chair under a palm tree with the sarcastic text: "YOU BRING NOTHING TO THE TABLE BUT THANKS FOR SITTING DOWN."

Left side view of a white unisex t-shirt by Pepa de Mango. Part of a vintage collage with a seated man and palm tree is slightly visible from this angle.

Right side view of a white unisex t-shirt by Pepa de Mango. Slight portion of green and black design peeks through from the front print.

Back view of a white unisex t-shirt by Pepa de Mango. Plain white with no design.

Minimal Contribution Club Tee

$29.95 USD

Taxes included and Shipping calculated at checkout.

Size: S

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Size Tee

Size Guide Inches:

	Body Length	Chest Width	Sleeve Length
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½

Size Guide Metric (cm):

	Body Length	Chest Width	Sleeve Length
S	71.1	45.7	39.7
M	73.7	50.8	43.2
L	76.2	55.9	47
XL	78.7	61	50.8
2XL	81.3	66	54.6

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Minimal Contribution Club Tee

Some people bring vibes. Some bring chaos. And then there’s that one person... oh, that person!
This tee is for when you want to call it out without saying a word.

Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton, breathable, durable, and soft enough to survive another pointless meeting.

Made to order (eco-friendly, zero stock waste). Delivery takes a bit longer, but hey, at least it does more than certain people at your table.

It’s printed just for you, not because it’s cute, but because overproduction is dumb. We don’t do mass production. And we definitely don’t do waste. It takes a bit longer, but it’s worth the wait. 🥭

Disclaimer: The colors you see on screen are digital. What you receive is printed. We use DTF (Direct to Film) printing, which may result in slight variations in tone or intensity. It’s not a flaw!

100% cotton
Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Size Guide Inches:

	Body Length	Chest Width	Sleeve Length
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½

Size Guide Metric (cm):

	Body Length	Chest Width	Sleeve Length
S	71.1	45.7	39.7
M	73.7	50.8	43.2
L	76.2	55.9	47
XL	78.7	61	50.8
2XL	81.3	66	54.6

Washing: Machine wash cold (below 90℉ or 30℃), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. No bleach. No fabric softener.
Drying: Tumble dry low if you must, but hang-drying is the best way to keep the print from cracking and fading.
Ironing: Cool iron inside-out. Never iron directly on the print unless you want to destroy it.
No Dry Cleaning.

Not following these care instructions means you’re on your own.

SHIPPING

Each piece is made only when you order. No mass production, no waste. It takes a bit longer, but it’s how we keep things real..
Here’s the breakdown:

Fulfillment time: 2–5 business days

Shipping time:

EU & UK: 1 - 3 business days
USA: 3 - 4 business days
Canada: 3 - 10 business days
Japan: 7 - 10 business days
Australia: 3 - 19 business days

Rest of the world: 5 - 11 business days (depending on your country and how moody customs is feeling

Want a heads-up for your specific country? Hit us up, we’ll check what’s up with your shipping zone.

For Shipping & Returns information refer to our FAQ page.

RETURNS

We don’t do fast fashion and we don’t do fast returns either.
Each product is made just for you, so we only accept returns for damaged or defective items.

Wrong size? Reach out before ordering, we’re happy to help with sizing questions. Once it’s printed, it’s yours.

Damaged or defective? No stress. Just email us with a clear photo and your order number within 7 days of delivery, and we’ll replace it for free.

No returns for buyer’s remorse or wrong size. Our products are made on demand, so we don’t keep shelves full of extras.

Need help? Hit us up at hola@pepademango.com or through our contact form. We actually read those.

For Shipping & Returns information refer to our FAQ page.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), AF Digital Holdings, LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 30 N Gould St Ste N, Sheridan, WY 82801 USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.