Certified Weirdo Tote Bag
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Certified Weirdo Tote Bag
Normal? We gave it a shot once. Worst five minutes of our lives. This tote bag exists for those of us who refuse to fit into the boring, copy-paste world.
Made from 100% organic cotton, it’s tough enough to carry your daily chaos, snacks, regrets, or that one book we’ll never finish reading.
Forget blending in. With this tote, we’re making it official: normal is overrated, weird is forever.
It’s printed just for you, not because it’s cute, but because overproduction is dumb. We don’t do mass production. And we definitely don’t do waste. It takes a bit longer, but it’s worth the wait. 🥭
- 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
- Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
- Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
- Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
- 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
- Open main compartment
Size Guide Inches:
| Bag width | Bag height | Bag depth | Strap length | Strap width | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| One Size | 16 | 14 ½ | 5 | 24 1/2 | 1 |
Size Guide Metric (cm):
| Bag width | Bag height | Bag depth | Strap length | Strap width | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| One Size | 40.6 | 36.8 | 12.7 | 61 | 2.5 |
- Washing: Machine wash cold (below 90℉ or 30℃), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. No bleach. No fabric softener.
- Drying: Tumble dry low if you must, but hang-drying is the best way to keep the print from cracking and fading.
- Ironing: Cool iron inside-out. Never iron directly on the print unless you want to destroy it.
- No Dry Cleaning.
Not following these care instructions means you’re on your own.
SHIPPING
Each piece is made only when you order. No mass production, no waste. It takes a bit longer, but it’s how we keep things real..
Here’s the breakdown:
Fulfillment time: 2–5 business days
Shipping time:
- EU & UK: 1 - 3 business days
- USA: 3 - 4 business days
- Canada: 3 - 10 business days
- Japan: 7 - 10 business days
- Australia: 3 - 19 business days
Rest of the world: 5 - 11 business days (depending on your country and how moody customs is feeling
Want a heads-up for your specific country? Hit us up, we’ll check what’s up with your shipping zone.
For Shipping & Returns information refer to our FAQ page.
RETURNS
We don’t do fast fashion and we don’t do fast returns either.
Each product is made just for you, so we only accept returns for damaged or defective items.
Wrong size? Reach out before ordering, we’re happy to help with sizing questions. Once it’s printed, it’s yours.
Damaged or defective? No stress. Just email us with a clear photo and your order number within 7 days of delivery, and we’ll replace it for free.
No returns for buyer’s remorse or wrong size. Our products are made on demand, so we don’t keep shelves full of extras.
Need help? Hit us up at hola@pepademango.com or through our contact form. We actually read those.
For Shipping & Returns information refer to our FAQ page.
- Age restrictions: For adults
- EU Warranty: 2 years
- Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
- In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), AF Digital Holdings, LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 30 N Gould St Ste N, Sheridan, WY 82801 USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
