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Front view of a white unisex statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango, featuring the phrase “The key to happiness? Staying away from idiots” in bold text with a retro collage of a smiling woman, lime, and tropical florals.
Right side view of a white unisex short sleeve statement t-shirt made of cotton, featuring a clean side profile with a portion of the colorful front print slightly visible at the seam. The t-shirt has a relaxed fit, classic crew neck, and soft fabric texture, photographed against a transparent background.
Left side view of a white unisex short sleeve statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango, made from soft cotton with a relaxed fit and crew neckline. The edge of the colorful front print is visible, showing part of a lime, red flower, and pink text that wraps around from the front. Displayed against a transparent background.
Back view of a white unisex short sleeve statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango. The back is plain with no visible print, showcasing the soft cotton texture, relaxed fit, and standard crew neckline. Presented against a transparent background.
Front view of a white unisex statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango, featuring the phrase “The key to happiness? Staying away from idiots” in bold text with a retro collage of a smiling woman, lime, and tropical florals.
Right side view of a white unisex short sleeve statement t-shirt made of cotton, featuring a clean side profile with a portion of the colorful front print slightly visible at the seam. The t-shirt has a relaxed fit, classic crew neck, and soft fabric texture, photographed against a transparent background.
Left side view of a white unisex short sleeve statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango, made from soft cotton with a relaxed fit and crew neckline. The edge of the colorful front print is visible, showing part of a lime, red flower, and pink text that wraps around from the front. Displayed against a transparent background.
Back view of a white unisex short sleeve statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango. The back is plain with no visible print, showcasing the soft cotton texture, relaxed fit, and standard crew neckline. Presented against a transparent background.

Certified Idiot-Free Tee

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Sale price $29.95 USD
Shipping included. Yep, the price you see is the price you pay. Radical, right?
Size: S

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Size Guide Inches: 

Length Width Sleeve length
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½

Size Guide Metric (cm):

Length Width Sleeve length
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6

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Front view of a white unisex statement t-shirt by Pepa de Mango, featuring the phrase “The key to happiness? Staying away from idiots” in bold text with a retro collage of a smiling woman, lime, and tropical florals.

Certified Idiot-Free Tee

Happiness isn’t found in yoga retreats or overpriced candles, it’s found in avoiding idiots. This tee says what we all know but don’t always say out loud: peace of mind starts with keeping certain people far, far, far away.

Made from 100% organic cotton, with a unisex fit that’s soft, breathable, and durable enough to survive any encounter with nonsense. Perfect for those of us who don’t have time for small talk or small minds.

Each piece is made to order (eco-friendly, zero stock waste). Delivery takes a bit longer, but trust us... it’s still faster than waiting for idiots to finally get a clue.

It’s printed just for you, not because it’s cute, but because overproduction is dumb. We don’t do mass production. And we definitely don’t do waste. It takes a bit longer, but it’s worth the wait. 🥭

  • 100% cotton
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Size Guide Inches: 

Length Width Sleeve length
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½

Size Guide Metric (cm):

Length Width Sleeve length
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6

  • Washing: Machine wash cold (below 90℉ or 30℃), inside-out, on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. No bleach. No fabric softener.
  • Drying: Tumble dry low if you must, but hang-drying is the best way to keep the print from cracking and fading.
  • Ironing: Cool iron inside-out. Never iron directly on the print unless you want to destroy it.
  • No Dry Cleaning.

Not following these care instructions means you’re on your own.

SHIPPING

Each piece is made only when you order. No mass production, no waste. It takes a bit longer, but it’s how we keep things real..
Here’s the breakdown:

Fulfillment time: 2–5 business days

Shipping time:

  • EU & UK: 1 - 3 business days
  • USA: 3 - 4 business days
  • Canada: 3 - 10 business days
  • Japan: 7 - 10 business days
  • Australia: 3 - 19 business days

Rest of the world: 5 - 11 business days (depending on your country and how moody customs is feeling

Want a heads-up for your specific country? Hit us up, we’ll check what’s up with your shipping zone.

For Shipping & Returns information refer to our FAQ page.

RETURNS

We don’t do fast fashion and we don’t do fast returns either.
Each product is made just for you, so we only accept returns for damaged or defective items.

Wrong size? Reach out before ordering, we’re happy to help with sizing questions. Once it’s printed, it’s yours.

Damaged or defective? No stress. Just email us with a clear photo and your order number within 7 days of delivery, and we’ll replace it for free.

No returns for buyer’s remorse or wrong size. Our products are made on demand, so we don’t keep shelves full of extras.

Need help? Hit us up at hola@pepademango.com or through our contact form. We actually read those.

For Shipping & Returns information refer to our FAQ page.

  • Age restrictions: For adults
  • EU Warranty: 2 years
  • Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements.
  • In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), AF Digital Holdings, LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 30 N Gould St Ste N, Sheridan, WY 82801 USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.